Lesson to learn

I was a little astonished when you said about working 9–5, I would expect this question to come from somebody who works at least 55 hours/week. I think ultimately we all want to be able to take it leisurely and I can understand how 9–5 can feel a lot longer, especially when you drive just over 1 hour one way (my current situation).

I guess becoming your boss is out of the question considering that would be 3X as much as 20 hrs/wk. My advice would be to get a hold of a time machine and go back to 2004 and apply at Facebook. You could also buy those little paper slips that have numbers on them that you have to match with the drawn numbers and get lucky.